When men can not change things change the words.
(J. Jaurès)
A young man moves into town and went to look for work in a department store.
The manager: "You already have some experience as a salesman?"
Young: "Of course, in the city where I come from I was a salesman!"
The manager finds that the young person is likeable and engaging him.
the first day of work is really hard, but the young man manages to get to the end.
After closing the store, the manager goes by the young. "How many sales you made today?"
"One!"
"Only one? Our sales in one day carry from twenty to thirty sales! For how much money you make the sale?"
"$ 101,237 and 64 cents!"
"$ 101,237 and 64 Cent?! But what have you sold?? "
" Well, a customer came and I sold a small fish hook, so I sold the average, then I could also sell the largest and the giant. Finally I also sold a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said he wanted to go on the south coast.
Then I told him that he would need a boat. So we went down to the boat and I plan to buy a Chris Craft cabin cruiser from eight yards with two engines of 100 hp. At that point he started thinking that maybe his Fiat Punto not going to never be able to pull that boat, so we went to our dealer and I sold a Pajero 4x4 "
"The response:" Would you tell me that a customer came here to buy a fish hook and you've also sold him a boat and an SUV?? "
" Oh, no no no! He had come here to buy a box of tampons for his wife. Then I said "Well, since you do not sweep this weekend, why not go fishing?"
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're at a party and see a big pussy. You approach and say, "I order from God."
This is direct marketing.
're at a party with friends and see a big pussy. One of your friends approaches her and says, "that there broom god "
This is advertising.
're at a party and see a big pussy. I ask the cell phone number the day after the call and say," I purpose by God. "
This is tele-marketing.
're at a party and see a big pussy, you know. You approach the refresh his memory and say, "you remember what I purpose by God?".
This is customer relationship management.
're at a party and see a big pussy, you get up, get settled in your clothes, you get closer, the lines to drink, and tell her how good her perfume, admiring his clothes, offered a cigarette and say, "I purpose by God. "
This is public relations.
you at a party and see a big pussy. You approach and say," I order from god "and the more live shows pack.
This is merchandising.
're at a party and see a big pussy. She comes over and says, "I heard that purpose by God."
This is branding.
You are at a party and see a big pussy. You approach the palpi ass and tits and say: "I purpose by God."
This is a test market.
're at a party and see a great pussy. You approach and say, 'I do from God and resist all night. "
This is misleading advertising !!!!!!!!!!!!!.
