Wednesday, December 15, 2010

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Security Council resolution 13/12/2010

The Student Council met in special session on 13/12/2010, to discuss the draft of the budget forecast for the year 2011 has discussed various items that directly affect students and after a long debate (he was also heard the Manager Dr. Paul Area Financial maker) decided unanimously to authorize, the Chairman and the representatives of the students in the Academic Senate and Board of Directors, to prepare a document that will highlight the critical nature of some items of the draft budget.


This opinion, albeit temporary, pending further inquiry commissions, is available on the opinions and Motions.

Saturday, December 11, 2010

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Rionione Extraordinary CdS

MONDAY December 13, 2010, at 10:00 am, at the Sala Guarascio Universita 'della Calabria, EXTRAORDINARY MEETING OF THE COUNCIL OF THE STUDENTS TO DISCUSS THE FOLLOWING ITEM ON ORDER OF THE DAY:

1) 2011 BUDGET ESTIMATES EF

The discussion will be 'TARGETED TO EXPRESS AN OPINION ON THE BUDGET FOR THE YEAR 2011, WHICH WILL BE' DISCUSSED IN THE NEXT BOARD OF DIRECTORS.


The President of the Student Council
(Domenico Cambrea)

Saturday, December 4, 2010

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President


Mr. Domenico Cambrea

President of the Student Council dell'UniCal

mail: @ domenico.cambrea unical.it
mobile: +39.346.3662267





Biography

graduated in 2001 with the Istituto Tecnico Commerciale vote 95/100 "L. Einaudi" Palmi (RC), I joined the course Bachelor Degree in Business Administration, University of Calabria in 2002 graduated in 2007 with 107/110. There are currently enrolled in the Master Degree in Business Administration in the same university.

Experiences university policies

2004: First elected in the Council of courses in Business Studies with 128 preferences personal ALFA for the Association, within the ICU
List 2006: First elected in 1714 with the Academic Senate votes for the Association ALFA Unicalabria within the list.
2009: First elected in 1877 with the Board of Directors approval, the Association for ALFA, Athena in the list.

the sitting of May 5, 2010 I was elected President of the Security Council with 27/27 preference.

Friday, December 3, 2010

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Attendance in Student Council

Last year, in the process of amending the Regulation for student elections, there was discussion on including a maximum number of consecutive absences unjustified penalty of forfeiture organ. I accepted this proposal very favorably, giving my consent to this change reasoned that students who were elected representatives should have done in the true sense of the word by participating in meetings of various councils and therefore would have been inconceivable and unjustified absences perennial.

Today, as President of the Student Council, I decided to put here the data on the presence of student representatives to the Council itself.
I think it fair that the students (our voters) can see the percentages of participation at the highest representative body student.


This file will be updated accordingly to the approval of the minutes.

President
Domenico Cambrea

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

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All ' UniCal has made the writing of "Controcampus" Security Council Resolution

I receive with pleasure the public and press print of this wonderful initiative carried out by Pascale De Francesco and Battista Liserre, Members of the Student Council and student representatives on the Board of Faculty of Humanities.

I take this opportunity to congratulate, their spirit of initiative is always the best. A big good luck.

President - Dominic Cambrea

"At the University of Calabria, it was officially constituted the editorial staff of Controcampus," the journal of information university , freed from any political color. Through portal www.controcampus.it , initially as a paper by a group of students from the University of Salerno, has established a working relationship with all national universities, offering opportunities for young people all Italian universities, writing and include the experiences and different ways of living the university. Editor in Chief and Vicecaporedattore dell'UniCal section are, respectively, and Francesco De Luca Pascale Rota, already engaged in journalism with The Onlus Silenus, "the magazine university of cultural information and news, also being distributed to other Universities. The other members of the editorial staff, divided into sections, are: Liserre Battista (University), Susan Arcuri (Culture), Vincenzo Amone (UniSud), Alberto De Luca and Giulia De Sensi (Entertainment) Gaetano Santandrea (Sports), Pierre Gabriel (Foreign), Alessandro Buggy (Research) and Lucia Miceli (Events). "This is a great opportunity for young people who want to explore the world of journalism - and say De Pascale Rota - and an important channel of contact between universities and the workplace. The Student Council will build on this important tool of communication and information for young people "

Saturday, October 30, 2010

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Security Council Ordinary Meeting 29/10/2010

The Student Council met in regular session vernerdi October 29, approved (unanimously) the following items:

  • up idea of \u200b\u200bthe President, Domenico Cambrea, it was decided to name the headquarters of the Student Council to Eugenio Miceli, a student and founder of a student association, who came tragically lacking in recent months that it has always been active in the world of university representatives to 'UniCal. The ceremony will take place as soon as they completed the restoration work currently underway. The proposal was welcomed with applause by the entire representation.
  • a motion was made (it will be online soon) expressing the utter disappointment at not being able to express an opinion on the ban for university admission for the academic year 2009/2010 and the various representatives have taken place to mark the weaknesses of the notice and the final decision was to organize, now, with various suggestions for teaching the delegate of the Rector, the Manager of Teaching and the various deans of the University to begin a collaboration that will allow us to point out their the issues raised in the hope that next year does not recur in the same situation of indifference students.
  • was decided to ask the deans of the various re-open the call for admission if places were available. The problem affects the ability of SMFN regarding Bachelor and other faculties for degree courses. The Security Council is very sensitive to numerous requests from students who ask to have the opportunity to stay and study in Calabria and not have to be forced to go to study in another region at a time like this, where families struggle to get to the end of the month, you need to give students this opportunity because people were. The Security Council will submit a written request asking to be reopened where it calls for all students who were not admitted.
  • in the planning of activities have highlighted some issues of urgent treatment: the organization of education, right to education and services provided by the residential center, tuition and fees and service provided from the Education, Opinion on the Budget 2011, intervention the call, part-time students in 2011. It was also perceived need to draw up a charter of rights and duties for students dell'UniCal. The various items are discussed with the convening of councils which will see the extraordinary presence, so hopefully, the various managers / executives dell'Ateno. The programming can be supplemented at any time.
  • at the request of many representatives it was decided to ask the Deans and the Presidents of Course a record of attendance of students in various councils and possibly act as required by the regulation of student elections. This is to encourage an even larger contribution to the Student Council itself.



Monday, October 25, 2010

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FRIDAY October 29, 2010, at 9:30 am at the Press Universita 'della Calabria, ORDINARY MEETING OF COUNCIL OF STUDENTS TO DISCUSS THE FOLLOWING ORDER OF THE DAY:

1. Approval of minutes from previous sittings
2. Communications
3. Call for admission 2010/2011 - reflections
4. Programme of activities 2010/2011 - proposed
5. Constitution Council Commissions
6. Several possible
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The President of the Student Council
(Domenico Cambrea)

Saturday, October 23, 2010

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Bureau

The Bureau is made up of:

Domenico Cambrea - President
Alfonso Rugna - Vice President Joseph Altamura
Danilo Martyr
Antonio Mazzeo
Joseph Verrina

The tasks of the Bureau are to assist and support the organization of the work of the Student Council, the Bureau has no decision-making powers.


Monday, October 4, 2010

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Misunderstandings ...


"Man is able to understand everything, and how anxious the airwaves, and what happens in the sun, but as another man can blow their noses differently than if he blows it, this does not reach its to understand "
(I. Turgenev)
To my dearest wife
During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which means an average of once every ten days.
The following is' a list of why I did not succeed more often:
  1. 54 times the sheets were clean
  2. 17 times it was too late
  3. 49 times you were too tired
  4. 20 times was too hot
  5. 15 times you pretended to be asleep
  6. 22 times you had a headache
  7. 17 times you were afraid to wake the children
  8. 12 times was the wrong time of the month
  9. 19 times you had to get up early 9 times
  10. were not in the mood 7 times you were
  11. got a sunburn
  12. 6 times you were watching the Costanzo Show
  13. 5 times you did not want to damage the hair just made
  14. 3 times you were afraid that we could hear the neighbors
  15. 9 times you were afraid that we hear your mother
Of the 36 times I failed, 's activity and not 'been satisfactory because: 6 times
  1. you were lying and did not you attended
  2. 8 times you reminded me that I had a grate in the eye
  3. 4 times you told me to move fast
  4. 7 times I had to wake up to tell you that I had finished
  5. first time I was afraid that I made you upset because it seemed to me that you move.
To my dear husband
I think you're a bit 'confused. These are the reasons why you have not got nothing more:
  1. 5 times you came home drunk and you tried to fuck the cat
  2. 36 times you're not just coming
  3. 21 times you're not came
  4. 31 times you came too soon
  5. 19 times and you will ammosciato before you could toss
  6. 10 times you had cramps in my toes
  7. 38 times we've tried too late
  8. 29 times you had to get up early to go play golf
  9. 2 times you have been involved in a fight and hit someone in the balls
  10. 6 times you came in your pajamas while reading a porn
  11. 98 times you were too busy watching football on TV
For as many times as we did, why I was lying was that he had just missed the target and you you were fucking the sheets.
grateful I never talked about the eye, but I asked you if I prefer turn or kneeling.
The time you felt me \u200b\u200bmove was because you farted and I was trying to breathe ...

Sunday, September 19, 2010

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30 years!

Thursday, August 5, 2010

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All aboard!

"Human beings are born ignorant, not stupid: they make such education."
(C.-A. Helvetius)
A mother is working in the kitchen and listens to her son seven years while playing with his electric train.
The train stops and the child says, "All the assholes that need to rise up off your ass and be weighing the balls, because this is the last stop before Boston. The sons of bitches who have to go in the city of shit sbrighino and bear it your ass on the train, because in two minutes to leave. "
The mother runs into the living room and resumed his son bitterly:" We do not use this language at home, so we go 2 hours in your room to reflect on your behavior. When you get out you get back to playing with the train! ".
Two hours after the baby comes out and takes the train.
Shortly after the train stopped and the mother heard her son say," All passengers who are leaving the train remember to carry your luggage. Thank you for traveling with us again soon and hope to have you on board. The kind that passengers should reach Boston from climbing into the coach, remembers that luggage must be placed in the appropriate rooms. Recall also that smoking is prohibited on the train. "
The mother is still delighted at the effect of its own punishment when the child adds:" ... and if someone broke his balls for 2 hours late on startup, the fault is all of that bitch in the kitchen! "

Saturday, July 31, 2010

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Burns intimate ...


Luciana Littizzetto from" Che tempo che fa "

Yes. And 'right . Let us turn the economy and something else.
pity that there are also some poor unfortunate that the problems that have both well jolanda. I do not know if you saw this new advertising I find delicious. A gem. You see a cluster of bagiane of Squinzi of ciamporgne that if the count. And of course now they're waiting for someone. Then came the breathless friend who says, "Sorry I'm late ... But I have a burning and itching underwear and I had to go to the pharmacy to buy the pink Tantum ...". Clarification. I thought there was only that green Tantum, mouthwash, to Boccasana hey ... but here has changed that part of the body.
is no longer the mouth. Only they could not do ... Hey ... But oh well.
Let's go back to the spot. Cut. Now you see her, the star at a party dressed as a candy ... he says ...
pink makes me feel better ... laughing. Now. Apart Tantum of the sick is the same that goes by bike to pick apples in Val di Non
I swear. I checked. It 's the same actress. And there you are saying ... sure, go to ramp up the bike course, pitchers of low manpower and equipment are affected ... but still. I have 45 years. And friends I have attended. But never, never came to tell me that he was late because the itch ... Come on now! But these are things that if if he keeps ... It is not that the first thing you say when you see her friends ... How are you? Well, watch me scratch it since yesterday ... I seem to have the flea circus in his underwear. As if I had done on the grill.
But where are the equal opportunities in advertising? We women have spotted his arm, the small loss in lift, swollen belly because we are constipated, dentures and dancing now jolanda itchy? And the male at all? You are not itchy? The males are all flowers of paradise? But if you have in life habits and the smell of warthogs. Why do not you do a set in a gym locker room with Vito that rises tennis shoes and all others who cling to walls like Spider-Man? But excuse. But how is it that we itch and you do not? So what you have all day smandranare the blackbird? This strategic repositioning of the missile batteries? You are always there that handled, were the hours to dig the horse of his trousers, stirring 'ste two olives sweatshirts that you carry in a pouch ... and then while you're on Basilicata write, go and get Raiuno open the package to your business.

Friday, July 9, 2010

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Vice-President and Bureau

This morning we met for the fifth time in a few months, the Student Council, the highest representative body of the student body.
E 'was the first ordinary session from what has been elected the new president and therefore the order of the day was characterized by periods purely bureaucratic, which say

  1. proposal to the Senate a list of three names for the Evaluation Team;
  2. appointed Vice-Chairman;
  3. appointment Bureau;
  4. Commissions Board's constitution.
was appointed Vice-President Alfonso Rugna, representative of the Faculty of Pharmacy.

The Bureau will consist of: Joseph Altamura, Martyr Danilo, Antonio Mazzeo, Joseph Verrina and of course the President and Vice-President.

As regards the formation of the Board's committees, it was decided to postpone this the next meeting of the Security Council to have a wider participation (many of those absent were justified because of exams in the course) and then, consequently, make it possible for all members to participate actively in the management of the Security Council.

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In the various possible, we also discussed the non-receipt by the Security Council, the Notice of Admission 2010/2011 instead had to come to the attention of the Security Council, to express an opinion on the basis of the Articles of Association, and as requested by the representatives of the students in the Academic Senate - Francesco Gaudio, Vincenzo Gagliardi Eugeniomaria and Scarpelli - at the last meeting on June 17.
The Security Council has decided once again, and unanimously to ask the Chancellor in the Academic Senate of 12/07/2010 to postpone the approval of same in order to be able to discuss in the previous Student Council.



Monday, June 21, 2010

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Breast Size ...

"The breasts of women may be regarded as
object of enjoyment and utility."
(Dictionnaire des Sciences médicales, 1812)
Women with big breasts:
  • They manage to find a taxi at the worst moments.
  • have a nice place to put away the rest.
  • They make jogging a spectator sport.
  • can read a magazine and keep it dry while you bathe.
  • have greater bargaining power (especially men with lower them)
  • usually manage to find where he went to finish the rest of the popcorn at the end of the film.
  • are capable of carrying an extra load.
  • float better.
  • know where to look when they lose the earrings.
  • rarely find someone who is not a slow dance with them.
  • have a place to rest when the glasses are sitting on a deck chair.
Women with small breasts:
  • not cause road accidents every time you bend in public.
  • demonstrate fewer years.
  • crumbs know that they end up in the towel on their legs.
  • can always see their shoes and their feet.
  • They can sleep on your stomach.
  • not have trouble getting behind the wheel of small cars.
  • They know that people can read the entire message on their shirts.
  • They know that any amount greater than the handful is wasted stuff.
  • may be late to the theater without disturbing an entire row.
  • aerobics can do without running the risk of self-stunned.
Measures of bras:
  1. Priva
  2. Second
  3. Third Watch ...
  4. Quanta!

Thursday, June 17, 2010

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What is the Student Council

The Student Council is the permanent organ of representation of the student body in dealings with other University facilities.

The Board of Students:
a) make proposals to the Faculty and the Academic Senate Committee on the organization of education and its quality;

b) express opinions on education systems, the organization of services, implementing measures on the right to education, the mentoring organization;

c) make suggestions to the Rector for the preparation of the Budget of the University;

d) make suggestions and contribute to the organization of leisure activities in the Residential Center;

e) contribute to the organization of the election of student representative bodies in the university;

f) exercise all the other responsibilities demandategli by the general rules and special sorting university Statute and General Regulations and Special University.

2. The University provides financial and logistical support staff needed for the operation of the Student Council.

3. The rules for the operation of the Student Council are defined by special regulations.

4. This Regulation should provide for the election of a President. These are selected from the Student Council and represents it in all respects.

5. The bodies, the opinions and proposals of the Student Council are addressed, they are required to give reasons for their determinations about possibly incompatible.

6. The Student Council is in charge for two years and is composed by students
are part of the representatives in the Faculty Council, the Board of Directors of the University and the Academic Senate.

addition to the duties under Article .2.7 Bylaws, the Student Council:

a) submit to the Senate every year a report on the state student at the University of Calabria;

b) addressed questions to the Chancellor about facts or events concerning the teaching and the student condition. These questions must be answered by the Rector and no later than thirty days.

part of jurisdiction in Article .2.7 Statute, the Student Council and non-binding opinions required by the final deadline of 15 days from receipt of the request. After expiry of that period, the opinion is taken for granted.

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

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Call scholarships 2010/2011

poteve below to review the changes that were already approved by the Commission for residential and right to study and who will be attending the next announcement of the scholarships:

A) Classification of beds were

classified sleepers on the basis of technical assessments (state of housing, jobs thickening in the same apartment, services provided, the district ..) and classified in the following format:
a) places of each category
b) places of each category B
c) placed in a double room category A
d) located in room B grade doppoa

involved in the post the same individual will be allocated to students with the same percentages for the distribution of the posts themselves, and that 70% of students after the first year and 30% for first year students.

B) pre-allocation of beds for first-year students

in order to accommodate residential students in their first year in view of the start of the course, it was considered appropriate to provide the pre-allocation in the notice of the place, once the registration procedure. Thus it is expected to accommodate students who require it by the end of September.

C) Extension of the possibility of an extension of the bed even on the part of eligible students are not eligible

the light of the assignment of office made this year and considered the natural turnover of students to stay it was considered appropriate also be extended to eligible students are not eligible for the opportunity to confirm accommodation. Essentially a return to the past.

D) Update rates of beds reserved for eligible non-beneficiaries, students and students not eligible external

On this point the committee has not yet resolved (it will in the coming sessions), it takes some time to determine a possible variation tariffs to be applied to students.
I can do this who have been three proposals to choose from:
a) all remain unchanged, the rates are not affected;
b) change in the price of single rooms than doubles;
c) change in the price of the rooms Earnings ISEEU.

few days we will tell you what will be the decision that the Board was residential and the right to education has taken and of course the thoughts of students who are members of the commission.

I anticipate also that was asked by representatives of the Board to know how much students pay the teachers and administrative staff who are housed at the residential center.

The President of the Student Council
Domenico Cambrea

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

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Extraordinary Meeting CdS Call

FRIDAY 'June 11, 2010, at 15:00, at the Press Room Aula Magna Universita' della Calabria, EXTRAORDINARY MEETING OF COUNCIL TO DISCUSS THE FOLLOWING STUDENTS ITEM ON THE AGENDA:

1) NOTICE SCHOLARSHIPS ACADEMIC YEAR 2010 - 2011

the target will be 'IS TO EXPRESS AN OPINION ON THE NEW NOTICE OF SCHOLARSHIPS TO BE' THE COMMISSION DISCUSSED IN RESIDENTIAL CENTER OF THE DAY 6/14/2010.



The President of the Student Council
(Domenico Cambrea)

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

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scholarships 2010/2011. Requirement on

The residential committee meeting held on 07/05/2010 had proposed Board of 14/05/2010 regarding an increase in requirements for eligibility for the scholarships to. a. 2010/2011 as follows:

year enrollment credits required minimum percentage increase
  • 2 ° 30
  • 3 ° 90 12.50%
  • 4 or 1, FC Bachelor
  • 150 11.11% 210 10.53% 5 °
  • 1, FC Degree 270 10.20%

course, we are representatives of the students were opposed to an increase of claims and asked that the approval was delayed pending an opinion of the student council, approval by the Board instead There was but with the abstention of Representatives (present) and D'Cambrea acres awaiting the opinion of the Security Council.

Meanwhile, the Security Council met 2 times trying (in vain) to get cooperation from the residential committee and the committee of the guarantee of the same residential area.

After these two meetings the views of the Security Council is as follows: The student council is opposed to an increase in credit! But given the mandate to the President, in the residential committee, to negotiate with the commission to find an alternative and ultimately proposing a tebella claims made in two extraordinary meetings. Yesterday there

was the meeting of the residential center, it has made this a series of problems that did not allow them to approve the proposal and was eventually approved the proposal of the student council and have also been set up special tables for the five-year degree courses .

will soon be possible to consult the tables with the new requirements on 2010/2011.

President - Dominic Cambrea

Saturday, June 5, 2010

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English Language Courses Unical


The Language Centre of the University of Calabria in the implementation of the Convention signed on 17.12.2008 with the region of Calabria - Department of Education, Higher Education and Research, in ' area Resource Axis IV "Human Resources" of the POR Calabria 2007/2013 ESF provides training free English language aimed at two types of users:

1.Corsi intensive English for students living in Calabria
2. English language intensive courses for graduate students, postdocs, research fellows of the universities Calabresi and members of the first and second level master living in Calabria

The full announcement will find the following link:
http://www.unical.it/ %% portale/portalmedia/2010-05/Bando 20CLAC 20studenti-docs% 20III%% 20Edizione 20DEFINITIVO.pdf

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

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Oscar winner Mauro Fiore Unical


Mauro Fiore, prize Oscar for best cinematography in the film "Avatar" after the June 1 festivities organized in his honor by the city in March, where he was born in 1964 and from where he emigrated at the age of seven years, will have its moment of "glory "Even at the University of Calabria.

On 3 June, in fact, in the Hall Caldora, at 11, the young Italian-American artist dell'UniCal meet students in what promises to be an event of extraordinary interest and cultural significance. The students of the University of

Arcavacata listen Flower describe his life and experience living in the United States, where he managed established itself for its outstanding artistic quality, and may put questions to the distinguished guest.

A welcome Mauro Fiore will be the Rector, Prof. Giovanni Latorre, the Dean of the Faculty of Humanities, Prof. Raffaele Perrelli, and the President of the Degree Course in Dams, Prof. Roberto De Gaetano.

Monday, May 31, 2010

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Hello everyone!
is finished, a few hours, the second extraordinary meeting of the Student Council to discuss the substantive standards relating to the minimum for a scholarship. A. 2010/2011.
This time I, as president, the broad participation in the Council be satisfied is in terms of attendance and in terms of contributions to the work.
were outlined the main points of the proposal and were transferred to the work that each delegate will do so in order to submit a concrete proposal and actually adopted at the next meeting of the residential heart of 7th June.
expectations, so the proposal is accepted the Security Council, are high.
our opinion, although not binding, is derived from a careful analysis of various situations in all faculties and final goal to reach a solution that we can agree that the Board of Directors and dell'Unical the Student Council, in protection of basic legal principles to the study.
President
Domenico Cambrea
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Sunday, May 30, 2010

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31/05/2010 Extraordinary meeting of the Security Council Membership 2009/2011 UniCal

President Mr Domenico Cambrea

Student Representatives to the Board of Directors
Mr. Dominic R. Cambrea
Mr. Emilio D'ACRI
Mr. Ferenc MACRI '

Representatives of the students in the Academic Senate
Mr. Francis GAUDIO
Mr. Vincent Mr. Scarpelli
Eugeniomaria GAGLIARDI

student representatives on the Board of the Faculty of Economics
Mr. Vittorio Tripicchio
Mr. Antonio ACRI
Mr. Ernesto de Stefano Joseph CUCINOTTA

Mr. Dino Mr. Lucky S. AROUND
Mr. Sergio GUALTIERI
Mr. Michael Marangolo
Mr. Danilo MARTYR
Mr. Matthew Agrippina

student representatives on the Board of the Faculty of Pharmacy and Health Sciences and Nutrition
MAZZEO
Sig.na Mr. Antonio Maria Rosella LIO
Mr. Pierpasquale
Mr. PERRI Dominic Chiarelli
Sig.na Vanessa COMODECA
Mr. Alfonso Rugna
Mr. Daniel Magnelli

student representatives on the Board of the Faculty of Engineering
Mr. Salvatore Modaffari
Mr. Joseph Verrino
Mr. Rocco ARCADE
Mr. Gianluca Audia
Mr. Gennaro MURGE
Mr. Domenico LIGUORI
Mr. Salvatore Grillo
Mr. Francesco Saverio Vommaro
Mr. Coscarelli


student representatives on the Board of the Faculty of Humanities
Mr. Francesco DE PASCALE
Sig.na Sonia SEND Mr. Battista
Liserre
Sig.na Luana BELMONTE
Mr. Antonio MARTYR
Mr. Salvatore Basile
Mr. Marco PALERMO
Sig.na M. Annunziata BOOKS
Sig.na Chiara Ferrero

student representatives on the Board of the Faculty of Mathematical, Physical and Natural
Mr. Carmine VACCA Alessandra
Sig.na Algier
Mr. Joseph ALTAMURA
Mr. Antonio NACCARATO
Mr. Joseph politics' Mr. Manuel
NAPLES
Mr. Gregory BARBIERI

student representatives on the Board of the Faculty of Political Science
Mr. Alberto RUSSO
Mr. Francis GENTILE
Mr. Marco Porcaro
Mr. Stefano Raffaele Mr. BORRELLI
LOPRO
Mr. Francesco DEMM

Saturday, May 29, 2010

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Extraordinary Meeting CdS

DAY May 31, 2010, at 15:00, at the Press Room of the House MAGNA OF ' UNIVERSITY' OF CALABRIA, EXTRAORDINARY MEETING OF COUNCIL STUDENTS TO DISCUSS THE FOLLOWING ITEM ON THE AGENDA:

1) NOTICE SCHOLARSHIPS ACADEMIC YEAR 2010 to 2011 - REQUIREMENTS REGARDING

E 'WAS INVITED TO PARTICIPATE IN THE COMMITTEE OF THE WARRANTY CENTRE RESIDENTIAL



The President of the Student Council
(Domenico Cambrea )

Friday, May 28, 2010

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The Student Council dell'Unical c ' is ..!

The Student Council has begun its work and has developed available to all students this blog

Sunday, May 2, 2010

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Ten Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter ... Email

  • Rule Number One: If you pull into my driveway and beep the horn and you have better be delivering a package, for surely not picking anything up.
  • Rule Number Two: not touch my daughter in front of me. You can look at it, until you peer at anything below her neck. If you can not keep your eyes or hands off the body of my daughter, you will say that I will have to uproot them.
  • Rule Number Three: I know that is considered fashionable for boys your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips at any moment. Please do not take this as an insult, but you and all your friends are complete idiots. However, I want to be kind and open-minded about it, so I suggest an honest compromise: you may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes larger and I shall have nothing to object. However, to be sure that your clothes remain in place, at least during the appointment with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and you will set them firmly on the sides.
  • Rule Number Four: 'm sure you've been told that, nowadays, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me clarify the concept, you come to think about sex with my daughter, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.
  • Rule Number Five: is considered normal, to know better, we should talk about sports, politics, and other everyday topics. Please do not do it. The only information I require from you is when you think to bring my daughter back safe and sound at home, and the only word I need to hear about it "soon."
  • Rule Number Six: do not doubt that you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Then, once you left with my baby, will you go out with her and no other until she will not let you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry. Very.
  • Rule Seven: As you stand in the driveway of my house, waiting for my daughter to appear, and spend more than an hour and not stand there to sigh and complain. If you wanted to arrive in time for the movie you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that may take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge Francisco. Instead of just standing there doing nothing, why do not you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?
  • Rule Number Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: - Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool .- Points with no parents, policemen, or nuns within sight Places where there is darkness .- .- Places where you can dance, we are holding hands, or where there is happiness .- Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts or anything other than overalls, a sweater and a parka zipped up to his throat .- The films with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided movies with chain saws are okay .- Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.
  • Rule Number Nine: Do not lie . May seem like a ridiculous little man of middle age with bacon and balding, a little smarter and outdated. But for my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you're going and with whom, you have one chance to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.
  • Rule Ten: Be afraid . Be very afraid. It takes very little to confuse the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. It 's why when you get in the driveway of my house you must: 1. Out of the car with both hands in plain sight. 2. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a loud and clear that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car. No, you need not enter. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.

Sunday, April 11, 2010

I Am Late But My Cervix Is Hard

... urgent! The bird


"The brain is' a wonderful body: how to work the moment you wake up in the morning and not stop until comes into office "
(Robert Frost)
Dear colleagues, I can not take it anymore! The use of email and work of the various associated tools are taking the outlines of a savage abuse. A few years ago I received 10-15 e-mail per day, now fly to peaks of 150 per day. emai I receive for each nonsense, maybe by my colleague who is a few meters, often to tell me things that could very well be said aloud. Because email is a test! Verba volant, scripta manent! E 'proof of the "I've told you and I have fulfilled my duty to tell you," or the "I saved your ass!" The perversion is that in Outlook, you can request confirmation of reading. Do you realize? When you open this pop-up that says "The sender requests a read receipt for this message" it's like when you come home a letter with return receipt ... oh my God what will it be? A penalty, a notice of guarantee? No. Just a few colleagues who want to make sure you read your fucking post. Oh, and mind you: Outlook also allows you to set the default option "request read receipt for every message sent." Typically, the colleague who wants to spring up your ass then set the default option and this will be a wonderful folder with all receipts. So even when the aforementioned colleague asks you via email "what time do you go in the cafeteria today?" There will prompt Read! And when you have instead said something very important for fast and you clicked the "Send read receipt" and then for whatever reason you do not have time to read all the email (because attention: the read receipt is required to open the message when it is impossible that you have already read): tac! The friendly fellow you pour on the responsibility of each subsequent happened by saying: "I told you so but I ..." and with a smile: "I've also sent the read!" But heck! With 150 emails a day, if not to spend more than four hours to read them (which are still so many), this means little more than a half minutes to read each single email ... if you really want to read your emails straimportantissima maybe anticipatemelo voice and make sure you respond in a meaningful way rather than just with the read receipt. And if I do not, instead of waiting for the moment of lustful inchiappettarmi storing in your briefcase fucking all my read receipts, come to me very important that you remind me of the email sent surreptitiously. And here I am beginning to talk about another obsessive-compulsive mania that is taking place within the email would seem to work: the use of the red exclamation point that Outlook can be affixed to the side of the email object to identify it as " important ". Since in this case, the exclamation point can be placed by default on every email, now all the emails that have come the damn red mark. So are all important!?! And with a read receipt!?! Aaaahhhhh! So anyone who wants to be more important than others, writes the message subject in CAPS. And I find the whole list of emails in uppercase and can not understand anything because then I the only one that leaps to the eye is the advertising of viagra written in lowercase. So someone who wants to be more in evidence in addition to the object code: IMPORTANT - followed by the object. Or URGENT. Until you get to the hysteria I've seen in recent days: Urgent, SUPERURGENTE well-URGENT-URGENT URGENT. But enough! It turns out that all your emails with blood-red exclamation marks, capital letters threatening prefixes and eschatological, read receipts to be facing in the ass, I do not read them anymore. Here, if something is urgent, no emails! It is you! E 'urgent that you submit to a psychiatric examination as soon as possible! Sincerely. A colleague.

Friday, March 12, 2010

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of August and was a poor little bird
wounded by a musket shot
went to repair the wing offense,
will end up in a church.
the curtains of the confessional
The priest saw the animal
While the faithful were to sit
subdued reciting prayers.
A woman who saw the bird
He took it and put it inside the chest.
of a sudden you heard a peep
Pio Pio Pio Pio Pio Pio.
Someone laughed at 'I'm singing of birds
And the parish priest, dried shouted: "Brothers!
Who has the bird do me a favor
to leave the house of the Lord!" Males
a bit 'surprised and perplexed that words
Lenses raised their soles, but the pastor

and left the confessional, "Fermi - he said - I expressed myself badly!
Go back and listen to me, only those
took the bird must go out
"Head down and the crown in hand, women
They issued gradually plan.
But while were going out shouted the priest
"But where you go, you're foolish!
Stay here, everyone plays and sit down,
I'm turning to who has taken it to church!
" obedience in the same moment The nuns

And they all stood up, his face flooded with redness
left the house of the Lord.
"For all the saints - the priest shouted
sisters return was quiet.
We must, finally, brothers sinners
the misunderstanding and the series of errors: Bait
only those who are so rude
To be in the church with the bird in hand! " Ben
hidden in a secluded corner
A girl with her boyfriend, in a chapel
side, we missed
just felt bad
and the face of a pale dull
said: "What I tell you? has noticed!"

Sunday, February 21, 2010

How Long Does It Take To Get Stds Test Results

The siopero of Bechtel


Mr Gravedigger listen to me a little
his work not at all like
RECITAL not so much a good game
ground cover those who rest in peace
Fabrizio de Andre - The Testament
The following passage is from the newspaper Modena "The Lantern" in the May 4, 1947 under the heading "The board of Tonio."

Italianized The song is in dialect, so carryover at the end of the translation of some slang terms.

Dear Prospero,
was dead. In my case dune synovitis palmOne olate evening stopped beating and I squasi bites immediately. My wife, shattered by grief, had tried to thrust out the window to sigando golaverta could not resist so rhinestones, my children may fall from the eyes of laghermoni pint and my other relatives they had put on the painful grins in susa these occasions.
facerono Then the funeral. Just like the Bechtel were, however, that in siopero (in fact they were all in place that comply with the orders of the Committee Sagitar dagitasione) meterono me on a tripod in the chiesolina simitero, why do not I wax nesun cleft busa from the sub. And there we stood for quite a PESS, because I'm never ended siopero more. The Accossato that was brought to pasiensa soquanti days, but then could no longer resist. Then I prayed for Bechtel, Bechtel Chapter of the wives, who came to donut siopero Upon your finished, then went back to my house.
Cattai my wives behind to make the batter. It was bastansa escort in city Prague. Asked if he thought there yet to poke out the window, but she immediately rispondette that due to another Devit rhinestones to our children, had seen fit to postpone the matter until a later date. We also asked him if maveva did say a Mass, but he said that there had gnanche could think of, because always had his head strolicare occupancy in the manner davere my portfolio, which Seran discrepancy of the tower away from bisacone of my jacket. At that moment there came
soquanti my ex-painful relatives instead deser happy to see me, there was na pavura mad that I'm back in the world for Daverio. I tried to ask whether their almanco, avesero thought of me to say a Mass or to do some good work in the suffrage of my soul, but: "All clergy bales!" I rispondettero.
Inghignato, Arabic and furious, I was just going to hand in a orre baciarello doprava and to all my wives mainsail notch, but at that moment, I was a donut Bechtel, saying that the finite and the busa siopero lera lera beautiful ready to suplir.
you understand, dear Prospero? Perhaps you believe that accounts of the bales, but how many times about Accossato sucede! Micca not pretend that the painful sensation of pain simbambischino family comfort, but gnanche daghino to understand that the dead until warm and then they freghino highly. Lè unanimous à noglialtri still need for the tiled! We shall divide pray for her to keep the promises that we shall divide us abiamo fact, we shall divide help to go to Heaven. Nothing but lies!
strinta whereby a hand and a reunion soon. Your

Tonio

SIGANDO = crying
face grinned =
BUSA = pit
Cattai = found
BATTER = bread dough
STROLICARE = \u200b\u200binvent, guess
BISACONE = pocket

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Ap Chem Solutions Answers

How cold!


In general the strong calls to report a soldier and says,
Recruit ... go into the forest to fetch wood for the winter. "
"` Yes, sir yes sir! "
The soldier leaves and returns shortly after with a load of wood.
"Lord ... here is the wood sir!"
"Mmmm ... good, but this winter will make` cold or cold-cold? "
"I do not know sir, I do not know."
"Run to the mountain and ask the old Indian will do if` cold or cold-cold. "
"Flight sir, fly!" The soldier went to the old Indian and says
"Indian, this winter there will be 'cold-cold or cold?"
"Augh! Wait ..." The Indian
puts her hand on his forehead and looks away, then says
"This winter will do ... 'cold-cold."
The soldier returned to the fort and told the general:
"The Indian said that this winter will make` cold-cold "
"Well! Run to do even wood in the forest."
"` Yes, sir yes sir! "
The soldier is more and later returns with a load of wood. "Lord, lord ... here is the wood!"
"Mmmm ... good, but this winter will make` cold-cold or cold-freddofreddo? "
"I do not know sir, I do not know."
"Run from the old Indian and ask if it will make 'cold-cold or cold-freddofreddo."
"Fly, sir!"
The soldier returns to the old Indian and asks
"Indian Ocean this winter there will be 'cold-cold or cold-cold-cold?" The Indian
puts his hand on his forehead and looks away, then says:
"This winter will do ...` cold-cold-cold. "
The soldier returned to the fort to report.
"India has said it will make this year` cold-cold-cold. "
"Go into the forest to fetch wood, soldier!"
"Yes sir, I go sir!"
After another load of wood the soldier back to the fort.
"Here are the general wood!"
"Mmmm ... but this will make freddofreddo or` cold-cold-cold-cold-cold? "
"I do not know sir!"
"Go ride into the old Indian and ask if you do` cold-cold-cold or cold-cold-cold-cold. "
"I'm (pant pant pant ...)!"
The soldier re-return of the old Indian and asks
"Indian will make this year` cold-cold-cold or cold-cold-cold-cold? " The Indian
squeezes his eyes and replied:
"This year will make` cold-cold-cold-cold. "
"But how do you know Holy shit!?"
"Ah, do not ask the old Indian out there ... but the strong are doing a lot of wood ..."

--------------------

Antarctic, eternal day.
Two penguins, not seen in a long time meet:
- "Hello, how are you? Did you hear how cold it is lately? "
-" I do not speak ...
I think the place where I live is more 'cold all over the South Pole! "
-" It' s not possible make sure more 'cold where I live! "
-" Ah do not believe me?
Then come to my house I'll show you ... "
The two are directed at 'home of the first penguin, where in truth, is a cold
Executioner. The host is the host:
- "You see yellow quell'archetto there?"
- "Yeah why?"
- "That's my pee 'yesterday!"
- "Gosh, to be cold is cold, but come to me and you 'll see! "
should be so 'at home the second penguin.
Guests ago
-" Wow if it's cold! "
-" And you still have not seen anything.
Go to the bed and pulls up the covers! "
The friend goes to the bed and lifts the blankets, stiff from the cold:
-" But there are three white balls here ... "
-" Get Them Here and pull on the stove! "
The friend pulled the three balls in rapid succession:
PRRRR,
PRRRR,
PRRRR

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Reasons For Prolonged Swelling




In politics, people with whom we deal, are of three types.

what friends are for,
who share our ideals, they group with us and accompany us in our battles.

There are opponents,
who think differently from us and engage in an open field.

And finally there are the enemies.
are the ones who are united under a false appearance to the group, pretending to share its ideals, but they are ready to betray it for their personal gain.
And often when we realize it is too late.

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Gay Cruising Spots In Columbus

Who remembers them ..? Us!

" What will remain of these years eighties,
seized already slipped away ... "
Raf
us who went to the cabin
We call that penance was" direfarebaciareletteratestamento "
We who were happy if we had the Game Boy
that we were shooting with shoes ... not with the roller!
us that after the first game was a rematch, then the beautiful and then the beautiful of the beautiful
We who used to play "Guess Who?" and knew all the characters in We were playing memory
Strength 4
We were playing with names, things, animals, city .. (and the city with the D was always Domodossola)
We who are still missing four Panini stickers to finish the album
us who had the "secret place" with the "secret passage"
We also had fun doing that Witch color controls ... "
We were playing to "Shit" with the cards that
We ate the tapes if the tape and we had to rewind the tape with bic
us who had the cartoons beautiful
us who argued over who was more strong between Grendizer, Mazinger and Daitan3
We Super3 that was not only a channel
We joke that began with Pete, the ghost cheese or a Frenchman, a German and an Italian
We who are thrilled about the kiss on a cheek We
that there was still the Polaroid
us who was not Christmas if we did not see on TV advertising of Coca Cola
that if we watched the film of the 20:30 we went to bed very late
us who played the bells and then we ran
We who peel the knee, we sat mercury and chromium was more red than you were cool.
We did that in the photos of trips and the horns were always smiling. We
that if you at school the teacher would put a note in the diary at home was the terror
We did that research in the library, not on Google
that we could stay out in the afternoon bike
We who knew they were the four because it started BIM BUM BAM
We already knew that dinner was ready because there was Happy Days
us that November 1 was "All Saints", not that we
Halloween
went to school with a backpack and Invicta Smemoranda
the snacks that we had the swivel and the chocolate tart
the Tango We still cost 5000 lire e.. "are you sure this does not fly ..."
we who have all had the bomber blue / green and orange conl'interno miniciccioli in the pocket
We were doing dodgeball and RubaBandiera
We were doing a competition to see who chewed more bigbabol simultaneously. We
that the thermometers break them and the balls of mercury were wandering through the house
us that if we passed the ball to the goalkeeper with his feet and he took it with her hands was not a foul.
text messages that we wrote them on pieces of paper that we
to our birthday invite all our classmates.
We were doing all the spin the bottle sitting on the ground.
We were playing football with the pine cones. We
that the cones tiravamo there as well. We
that the All Star bought in the market to 10milalire
We tiravamo that the sticky hands of the chips on the hair of females

WE NOW WE ARE CERTAIN THINGS IN 2010 AND REMEMBER THE SMILE
CERTAIN THINGS THAT WE HAVE THE EXPERIENCED AND THE OTHER DOES NOT KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE LOST!

Monday, January 4, 2010

Implantation Bleeding Days After Period

Medical progress ...



suffer from insomnia at night when I take laxatives. I do not sleep the same, but at least I have something to do. (Leonardo Manera)
George complains of pain in the hand and tells his friends who, no longer bear potendoli, will turn to a doctor soon ...
"Why is the doctor? Now theres a supercomputer capable of diagnosing any disease and is much cheaper than a doctor! Go to the mall, take a container for urine analysis and a 2 Euro coin, and you'll see! "
While going home, George thinks of the advice of his friend ...
the very least it would cost only two euros, so the next day go to the mall with the container in the urine, inserts it into the computer and puts the 2 Euro coin ...
The computer begins to process the data, the lights start flashing and eventually goes out on a sheet which is wrote:

Diagnosis: inflammation of the tendons in his right hand.
Requirements: For two weeks every night to dip his hand in warm water. Avoid straining your hand with hard work.

George can not believe. The science has really made great strides. But after a while start to save him in doubt ...
The next morning, take a shot and it takes a bit of tap water and mixed with some drivel about his dog. Retrieve the urine of his wife and his daughter and absorbent to crown it all becomes too short now in a great blowjob Ridge ...
Then go to the mall, the glass insert and 2 euro on the computer. The computer begins to develop, the lights flash, the noise becomes louder and louder, the lights blink faster and faster, it seems that is about to explode. At the end of a printing sheet on which is written

Diagnosis: The water of his cock is very hard.
Requirements: Buy a scale filter.

Diagnosis: Your dog has worms.
Requirements: I submit to a cure for worms.

Diagnosis: Your daughter is addicted to cocaine.
Prescription: The submit immediately to a detoxification.

Diagnosis: His wife is pregnant with twins. You are not the father.
Requirements: Consult a lawyer as soon as he chooses.

Another advice: Stop it with blowjobs, otherwise his tendinitis in his right hand never gets better.