Thursday, October 1, 2009

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Ten things I never understood ... Marketing and advertising

Better to remain silent and pretend to be stupid, than to speak and remove all doubt "
(A. Strozzi)
1) Why women can not put on mascara keeping your mouth shut?
2) Why to close windows you must click on "start"?
3) Why does Lemonsoda is made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid are real lemon juice ?
4) When creating a new dog food "tastier," in reality whoever has tasted?
5) Why Noah did not leave drown the two mosquitoes?
6) Why sterilize the needle before engaging in lethal injections?
7) How is it with the material of the black boxes do not make us any plane?
8) Why do not sheep shrink when it rains?
9) If flying is so safe, why is the airport terminal?
10) How come forward this shit??