Barcelona V Real Madrid Game Cast

types of skiers ... Hell is

HOMO OPTIMUS

1. takes the hook of the ski-lift with one hand
2. In chairlift smokes bored, do not sunbathe, take the skis dangling , down from the seat last time
3. Eat a sandwich with bacon, drinking a Coke then says: "I go because it is the best time and there is none." And he goes for a drop-down
4. perfect curve by both parties
5. If it falls to 'blame the boots that have not stood the speed
6. Boots: put them on with ease, takes them off lightly
7. has the equipment to one million: more spending glasses
8. Where to see fall TV
   Tomb says that is because it is badly trained
9. If the track is to get out of a canyon in snow

HOMO medius

1. takes the hook of the ski- lift with both hands, sometimes it strangles
2. In chairlift does not smoke but it takes the sun, which is always the behind him, at the risk of violent torticollis. He holds the skis on the support and prepares to go down the first three pillars
3. Eat vegetable soup, drink a pint of wine and then says: "I go because it is the best time and there is none." It goes to sleep on a deck chair
4. Curve worse on the one hand, almost always left
5. If it falls to 'blame the edges, but did not know what
6. Boots: shoves them with ferocity, removes them with hatred
7. has the equipment to one million: more spending your jacket
8. When he sees the TV says it's because fall Tomb has the wrong weight on the inside ski
9. If the next track is to take a piss

HOMO CAPRINUS

1. takes the hook of the ski-lift in the balls
2. In chairlift if smoking drops a glove, if you take the sun drops his glasses. To get off the seat is preparing ten seconds after leaving, he panics six pylons before, when it loses a stick and another attempt to blind the servant
3. eat polenta and sausage, drinks grapnels four and then says: "I go because it is the best time and there is none." It goes to the toilet
4. Curve worse on one side, the one where there are obstacles
5. if it falls from 'the blame on an ice floe, even with two feet of fresh snow
6. Boots: them to him Friends shove, I'll take away nurses
7. has the equipment to one million: more spending ski racing
8. When seen on TV has dropped Tomb
9. If the next track is a smash tree

HOMO SNOWBOARDER

1. Ski-lift: that sucks!
2. In chair makes sure to always go alone, you roll a joint, is lying in the sun to the point where the chair hovers over a cake of snow, where you run howling into the void
3. not eating nor drinking because it has no time for this shit
4. not bend, Carve!
5. If it falls to show his friend all in all beginners is part of the game
6. Boots: put them in the morning takes them off the evening
7. has the equipment to one million: the largest expenditure bandana
8. When to see fall TV Tomba said that is because they use the wrong tool: Ski
9. If on the runway is to go to the bar to get a euphonium

HOMO MILANESIS

1. You pissed if there is no man who passes the hook of the lift because he has also paid for the
2. the mountain, breaking his balls complaining that the snow is not 'as in St. Moritz, that the installations are not as Avoriaz, that hotels are not like Cortina, etc. etc.
3. Eat venison and polenta, is angry with the waitress because the bill does not downloadable as entertainment expenses, then says: "I go because it is the best time and we are all "It starts to make snowballs with his friends among the girls who sunbathe
4. curve at only two inches away from other skiers, taking care to lift as much snow as possible
5. If it falls angry with someone who, according to him, cut his way
6. Boots: does not take them even at the hotel (with what I paid for them)
7. has the equipment to be 5 million, Most spending the gel for lips
8. When to see fall TV Tomb says it because he's a jerk of Bologna
9. If the next track 'to perform in a bouncy (in school)

HOMO PUGLIESIS

1. On lifts, calling out his friend who is three hooks later to tell his latest crap
2. Block the tail of the chair 'cause must wait for friends who have fallen behind
3. moves twelve people to organize the common table (three families with children), pulls bread-cheese-chocolate in industrial quantities, makes casino, leads the Children who have a casino, then says, "Let's go because it is the best time and there is no one" and organizes a game of soccer in the snow
4. curve only if the wife presents him with the camera if it falls
5. try to involve as many people as possible and goes by the name of the helicopter rescue
6. The closing ceremony of the boots and involves the whole family has a cost (in time and profanity) comparable to the excavation of a trench in Chechnya
7. has the equipment to one million: more spending on mobile
8. Where to see fall TV Tomb, swearing loudly
9. If the next track is to piss the child