"I am very fertile goats, sweet wine, all lasciviousness females, all men weak because of the star Sirius weakens heads and knees. "
(Hesiod)
Far West, the year of grace 1871. In a crowded saloon of cow-boys and little women of ill repute, comes in a rather eccentric type: dressed in a black tailcoat with a black top hat on his head and a leather briefcase in hand. While passing by, everyone turns to look at him. He approaches the piano and waves him to stop, then turns to the patrons:
- Good evening ladies and gentlemen ... I am the Magician Zufus!
all break out in laughter ...
- Ssshhhh ... Silence! I am the great magician Zufus able to surprise you with a thousand tricks! One from the audience:
- So let us see what you can do stranger!
- Instantly ... I'm here for this! To begin with I will give you a test of my fluid magic will take a between you and the public, only with the strength of the look, I HALYARDS him!
- Buuuuuu ... fiuuuuu ... fiiiiii
- Do not believe us? Be a volunteer!
He gets a guy in his twenties and near to the wizard. These mutes the public and then turns to the boy
- So ... pulled down his pants and underwear!
The boy is running and all those who sneer ...
The magician begins to fix it, rolls his hands over his head and whispers the magic words ... After about ten seconds if the guy finds it straight! All the onlookers mutes ... whereupon the magician
- See! And you that there fidavate me! Now the public is a ammosciare to do it ...
Always the same among those present:
- Yeah .. let us be your sister to do it ammosciare!
- But you've got it? Just some of you blowing it! Incredulous
rises from a front row blows over. The bird of the boy, who was turgid, ammoscia you in an instant.
- Oooohhh! - Amazement of the audience.
- Did you see what I'm capable of? But with this guy that was too easy! Is a forty!
He gets a middle-aged man, and without saying a word the magician drops his trousers and underpants. It repeats the scene before, but this time the magician takes about thirty seconds to bring his charm to an end.
Viewers are increasingly convinced ...
- is now one of you to blow!
He gets one from the public and blows on cock erection, in no time at all, it collapses like a deflated balloon.
- But it is too easy! Is a sixty!
comes a man in his sixties who, like its predecessors, pulls down his pants and underwear. The wizard begins the ritual, but this time it must be very straining, a few drops of sweat the front row, must say the spells aloud, until, after a couple of minutes, my cock stands erect! The Wizard, wiping his forehead
- How always be someone to blow on them to do ammosciare! In fact, one of the spectators stood up, blew on it and the burrito is ammoscia instantly. The Wizard exultant
- see my magic powers? But to the surprise of all, today I'll try an experiment never tried until now: I'll try to get him up to an old man of eighty!
- Oooohhh! - Amazement of the audience.
A sprightly old man now approaches the magician, who says,
- She is eighty years old?
- For all the lightning if I have them! I eighty-three!
As the old man was stripped naked, the magician begins his ritual ...
- Abracadabra ... bim sim room ... magic hula, who will be sodomized, Bibidi bobidi Bu ... eye, evil eye, parsley and fennel ... to EU ui magic is here ... UA ui U is not the magic goes ...
so spend five minutes but nothing happens to the old man, the magician is all a grimace of concentration, eaves liters of sweat, a preliminary incantations to no end, until ... After another ten minutes is successful. The old man looked between the legs, is seen as a turgid cock had not seen for decades ... then pulls his Colt 45 and two menacing screams
- Stop all ... WHO BLOWS AND 'DEAD!
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A man of 80 years is to make his annual check to the doctor, who asked him how he feels.
"I have never been better in my life." Answered the old man. "I just married a girl of eighteen. E 'already pregnant and will soon be a father. What do you think?"
The doctor thinks for a moment and says,
"I want to tell a story. I met a man who was an avid hunter. He had never missed a hunting season. But one day he left the house hastily and took the umbrella instead of a gun. When he was in the woods, a bear suddenly rushed toward him. He took the umbrella and hugged him hard and pointed to the bear. And you know what happened? "
"No." Replied the old man.
The doctor continued: "The bear dropped dead in front of him!"
"It 's impossible!" cried the old man. "Someone else must have shot him in his place!"
"It 's exactly what I'm trying to explain!" replied the doctor.
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How do sex "Rodeo"?
- You put your girl on all fours, you are approaching from behind, take a breast hands, penetration, and once entered, you say: "You know so well like your sister?".
You must be able to stay in the saddle for eight seconds ...
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MARIA AND JUST HAVE JUMBO SPOSATI.JUMBO and Africa, and Maria's father is worried about her daughter that tonight we should consume the first NIGHT WITH THE AFRICAN. THEN CALL THE FATHER OF MARY AND JUMBO SAYS TO BE CAREFUL TO HIS DAUGHTER FOR TONIGHT, YOU KNOW MY DAUGHTER JUMBO is also suffering from HEART. JUMBO AND SAYS: DO NOT BREOCCUBARE PAPA 'WHEN I GET TO THE HEART TURN !!!!!!!
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