I am happy then I feel that between the legs drive the device and in those moments tend thighs, the waving of both drives him forward.
(L. Stecchetti)
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A young girl keeps a diary which records the daily events:
MONDAY ': I went out with Louis this evening. We were in his car and he tried to approach a bit 'too much. I got out of his car and went home on foot. My legs are still my best friends!
TUESDAY ': I went out with Mark tonight. We were in his car and he tried to approach a bit 'too much. I got out of his car and went home on foot. My legs are still my best friends!
WEDNESDAY ': I went out with Alex this evening. I like Alex. We were in his car and he tried to approach a bit 'too much. Have not fallen out of his car and did not return home on foot. Even best friends sometimes you have to separate ...
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dell'avvenente From the diary of a passenger cruise ship:
MONDAY ': beautiful day, the ship is beautiful, I met the master.
TUESDAY ': the comamdante me smile.
WEDNESDAY ': I am the master of the court.
THURSDAY ': the court of the commander is getting tighter.
FRIDAY ': The commander said that if I am not sure it will be to sink the ship.
Saturday: I saved the life of eighteen hundred people.
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The classroom teacher is doing anatomy lesson. The lesson of the day is especially the circulatory system. The teacher question
- Children, which of you is able to draw a heart?
Peter raises his hand immediately.
- Bravo, Peter! Then come to the blackboard and draws a heart.
Peter performs diligently. The teacher carefully observes the design and then make:
- But Peter ... why would you draw a heart with legs?
- Why is the night I always feel that dad does his mother: "Come here my little heart ... open your legs ..."
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An old octogenarian marries a young girl of eighteen.
After the wedding night, she goes down in the hotel lobby and has a shocked expression, it seems really destroyed. The clerk at the reception ago
- What happened to you?
The girl weeping
- He said he had put aside for sixty years ... I thought the money!!
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An old woman enters the study of Doctor:
- Good morning ma'am, what can I do for you?
- I would use the pills!
The doctor remains open mouth, then says,
- Excuse me Mrs. Bello ... but she has more than eighty years! What are you doing with the pills?
- They help me sleep better!
- How do you sleep better with the pills?
- Simple, put them in coca cola my niece before going to sleep ...
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Two friends at the bar. The first: "Would you like to do threesomes?". The second: "Of course, it would be my dream." The first: "Well then hurry home to your wife, maybe you're more in time."
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A lady gets on the tram with five children and tries to fix them all sit down.
no place remains the last and the lady looks around and says to the little: "Go to that gentleman and tell him a little string legs so there will be a place for you." The child goes to the Lord and the back and the disconsolate mother reports: "The Lord has said that if you squeezed the legs at the time, there would be room for everyone !!!!"
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After an exhausting wedding night her husband at sunrise overlooking the sea-view terrace of the hotel to smoke a cigarette.
Leaning a bit 'sees the terrace next to another young naked also is taking a breath of fresh air.
- Hello! Even in her honeymoon?
- Yeah! Just think 'what a coincidence!
- E Where is your wife?
- It 's on the bed smoking. And her?
- My does not smoke ... But a beautiful heated Did I date the same
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