suffer from insomnia at night when I take laxatives. I do not sleep the same, but at least I have something to do. (Leonardo Manera)
George complains of pain in the hand and tells his friends who, no longer bear potendoli, will turn to a doctor soon ...
"Why is the doctor? Now theres a supercomputer capable of diagnosing any disease and is much cheaper than a doctor! Go to the mall, take a container for urine analysis and a 2 Euro coin, and you'll see! "
While going home, George thinks of the advice of his friend ...
the very least it would cost only two euros, so the next day go to the mall with the container in the urine, inserts it into the computer and puts the 2 Euro coin ...
The computer begins to process the data, the lights start flashing and eventually goes out on a sheet which is wrote:
Diagnosis: inflammation of the tendons in his right hand.
Requirements: For two weeks every night to dip his hand in warm water. Avoid straining your hand with hard work.
George can not believe. The science has really made great strides. But after a while start to save him in doubt ...
The next morning, take a shot and it takes a bit of tap water and mixed with some drivel about his dog. Retrieve the urine of his wife and his daughter and absorbent to crown it all becomes too short now in a great blowjob Ridge ...
Then go to the mall, the glass insert and 2 euro on the computer. The computer begins to develop, the lights flash, the noise becomes louder and louder, the lights blink faster and faster, it seems that is about to explode. At the end of a printing sheet on which is written
Diagnosis: The water of his cock is very hard.
Requirements: Buy a scale filter.
Diagnosis: Your dog has worms.
Requirements: I submit to a cure for worms.
Diagnosis: Your daughter is addicted to cocaine.
Prescription: The submit immediately to a detoxification.
Diagnosis: His wife is pregnant with twins. You are not the father.
Requirements: Consult a lawyer as soon as he chooses.
Another advice: Stop it with blowjobs, otherwise his tendinitis in his right hand never gets better.
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