In general the strong calls to report a soldier and says,
Recruit ... go into the forest to fetch wood for the winter. "
"` Yes, sir yes sir! "
The soldier leaves and returns shortly after with a load of wood.
"Lord ... here is the wood sir!"
"Mmmm ... good, but this winter will make` cold or cold-cold? "
"I do not know sir, I do not know."
"Run to the mountain and ask the old Indian will do if` cold or cold-cold. "
"Flight sir, fly!" The soldier went to the old Indian and says
"Indian, this winter there will be 'cold-cold or cold?"
"Augh! Wait ..." The Indian
puts her hand on his forehead and looks away, then says
"This winter will do ... 'cold-cold."
The soldier returned to the fort and told the general:
"The Indian said that this winter will make` cold-cold "
"Well! Run to do even wood in the forest."
"` Yes, sir yes sir! "
The soldier is more and later returns with a load of wood. "Lord, lord ... here is the wood!"
"Mmmm ... good, but this winter will make` cold-cold or cold-freddofreddo? "
"I do not know sir, I do not know."
"Run from the old Indian and ask if it will make 'cold-cold or cold-freddofreddo."
"Fly, sir!"
The soldier returns to the old Indian and asks
"Indian Ocean this winter there will be 'cold-cold or cold-cold-cold?" The Indian
puts his hand on his forehead and looks away, then says:
"This winter will do ...` cold-cold-cold. "
The soldier returned to the fort to report.
"India has said it will make this year` cold-cold-cold. "
"Go into the forest to fetch wood, soldier!"
"Yes sir, I go sir!"
After another load of wood the soldier back to the fort.
"Here are the general wood!"
"Mmmm ... but this will make freddofreddo or` cold-cold-cold-cold-cold? "
"I do not know sir!"
"Go ride into the old Indian and ask if you do` cold-cold-cold or cold-cold-cold-cold. "
"I'm (pant pant pant ...)!"
The soldier re-return of the old Indian and asks
"Indian will make this year` cold-cold-cold or cold-cold-cold-cold? " The Indian
squeezes his eyes and replied:
"This year will make` cold-cold-cold-cold. "
"But how do you know Holy shit!?"
"Ah, do not ask the old Indian out there ... but the strong are doing a lot of wood ..."
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Antarctic, eternal day.
Two penguins, not seen in a long time meet:
- "Hello, how are you? Did you hear how cold it is lately? "
-" I do not speak ...
I think the place where I live is more 'cold all over the South Pole! "
-" It' s not possible make sure more 'cold where I live! "
-" Ah do not believe me?
Then come to my house I'll show you ... "
The two are directed at 'home of the first penguin, where in truth, is a cold
Executioner. The host is the host:
- "You see yellow quell'archetto there?"
- "Yeah why?"
- "That's my pee 'yesterday!"
- "Gosh, to be cold is cold, but come to me and you 'll see! "
should be so 'at home the second penguin.
Guests ago
-" Wow if it's cold! "
-" And you still have not seen anything.
Go to the bed and pulls up the covers! "
The friend goes to the bed and lifts the blankets, stiff from the cold:
-" But there are three white balls here ... "
-" Get Them Here and pull on the stove! "
The friend pulled the three balls in rapid succession:
PRRRR,
PRRRR,
PRRRR
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