"Human beings are born ignorant, not stupid: they make such education."
(C.-A. Helvetius)
A mother is working in the kitchen and listens to her son seven years while playing with his electric train.
The train stops and the child says, "All the assholes that need to rise up off your ass and be weighing the balls, because this is the last stop before Boston. The sons of bitches who have to go in the city of shit sbrighino and bear it your ass on the train, because in two minutes to leave. "
The mother runs into the living room and resumed his son bitterly:" We do not use this language at home, so we go 2 hours in your room to reflect on your behavior. When you get out you get back to playing with the train! ".
Two hours after the baby comes out and takes the train.
Shortly after the train stopped and the mother heard her son say," All passengers who are leaving the train remember to carry your luggage. Thank you for traveling with us again soon and hope to have you on board. The kind that passengers should reach Boston from climbing into the coach, remembers that luggage must be placed in the appropriate rooms. Recall also that smoking is prohibited on the train. "
The mother is still delighted at the effect of its own punishment when the child adds:" ... and if someone broke his balls for 2 hours late on startup, the fault is all of that bitch in the kitchen! "
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