What Happens To Superbowl Caps

Misunderstandings ...

"Man is able to understand everything, and how anxious the airwaves, and what happens in the sun, but as another man can blow their noses differently than if he blows it, this does not reach its to understand "

(I. Turgenev)

To my dearest wife

During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which means an average of once every ten days.
The following is' a list of why I did not succeed more often:

1. 54 times the sheets were clean
2. 17 times it was too late
3. 49 times you were too tired
4. 20 times was too hot
5. 15 times you pretended to be asleep
6. 22 times you had a headache
7. 17 times you were afraid to wake the children
8. 12 times was the wrong time of the month
9. 19 times you had to get up early 9 times
10. were not in the mood 7 times you were
11. got a sunburn
12. 6 times you were watching the Costanzo Show
13. 5 times you did not want to damage the hair just made
14. 3 times you were afraid that we could hear the neighbors
15. 9 times you were afraid that we hear your mother

Of the 36 times I failed, 's activity and not 'been satisfactory because: 6 times

1. you were lying and did not you attended
2. 8 times you reminded me that I had a grate in the eye
3. 4 times you told me to move fast
4. 7 times I had to wake up to tell you that I had finished
5. first time I was afraid that I made you upset because it seemed to me that you move.

To my dear husband

I think you're a bit 'confused. These are the reasons why you have not got nothing more:

1. 5 times you came home drunk and you tried to fuck the cat
2. 36 times you're not just coming
3. 21 times you're not came
4. 31 times you came too soon
5. 19 times and you will ammosciato before you could toss
6. 10 times you had cramps in my toes
7. 38 times we've tried too late
8. 29 times you had to get up early to go play golf
9. 2 times you have been involved in a fight and hit someone in the balls
10. 6 times you came in your pajamas while reading a porn
11. 98 times you were too busy watching football on TV

For as many times as we did, why I was lying was that he had just missed the target and you you were fucking the sheets.
grateful I never talked about the eye, but I asked you if I prefer turn or kneeling.
The time you felt me \u200b\u200bmove was because you farted and I was trying to breathe ...