A professor of thermodynamics has assigned an exercise at home to students of his degree course. The task consisted of one question:
"Hell is exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with evidence."
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs by quoting the Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One of them, however, wrote the following.
"First, we need to know how to change over time as the mass of Hell. And then we need to decide the rate of entry and exit of souls from hell. I think we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, is not going to get out. So, no blood comes out. Regarding the number of souls are entering Hell, let's consider the different religions that exist in the world. A significant number of them says that if you're not a member of that same religion go to hell. Because of these religions there are more than one, and since people do to one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to Hell. So, given current birth rates and mortality of the world population, we can expect an exponential growth in the number of souls in Hell. Now, we look at the rate of expansion of hell because Boyle's Law states that in order to maintain a stable temperature and pressure in Hell, the volume must increase proportionately the same at the entrance of souls. This gives us two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower speed than the entrance of souls, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose;
2. Of course, if Hell is expanding faster than the rate of souls, then the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over.
So which one is the assumption correct? If we accept the postulate comunicatomi Baghin by Miss Teresa during my freshman year of college, according to which "will be very cold in hell before I give you the" and whereas I have not been successful in an attempt to have sex with her, then the second hypothesis can not be true.
So hell is exothermic.
It is said that the student has taken thirty.
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