"When you have twenty years is believed to have solved the mystery of the world, thirty one begins to think about, forty one discovers that it is insoluble."
(A. Strindberg)
The 6.00 am is the time when you stand up and not one where you go to sleep
Your friends' married and divorced, "rather than" get together and release "Have you
Met someone who gives of her without taking the piss
Exit with an umbrella and do not let him
around 90% of computer time is for study or work
You have 130 days of leave backward, instead of 2
Jeans T-shirt and no longer means "being dressed"
Dinner and film the entire evening rather than the beginning of a
You do not know the closing time of your favorite local
Eat at fast food at lunchtime only
Having sex in not a bed Double you think absurd
Pharmacy: aspirin and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests
You have more food than beer in the fridge
oldest relatives have no more problems to tell dirty jokes when you're there
Listen to your favorite song at the supermarket
You worry about what you do in two months
Your plants remain alive
cleaning of your house becomes more important than cleaning your car
payments for car insurance go down, as it rises the price of your new car
you who call the police because the kids in the apartment next to no lower that approximately *** stereo
MTV is no longer your favorite channel
're still reading and rereading this list looking for something that has nothing to do with you!
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