The real differences between men ...
... and women
NicknamesYou men, you have the rights to your women, but also
your women have rights over you. Treat them well, they have your help. "
(Koran)
If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for dinner, they will call each other Susy, Debbie, Laura and Mary .
If Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as 'Fat Man', 'Head of c *', 'Fool' and 'Godzilla'.
A dinner out
4 men out to dinner: even if the account is 80 thousand pounds, everyone will pull out 50 thousand pounds, and say that no minor cuts, and do not want the rest.
4 Women out to dinner, when the bill comes, the pocket calculators.
Money
A man will pay 5,000 pounds for an item worth 2000, if it wishes.
A woman will pay 2,000 pounds for an item worth 5000, does not want.
Bath
A man has an average of six items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a soap and a towel from the Holiday Inn. One woman in
A man has an average of six items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a soap and a towel from the Holiday Inn. One woman in
average 337 objects, most of which a man can not identify.
talk A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says and 'the beginning of a new argument.
Future A woman worries about the future until 'she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until 'he gets a wife.
Success A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find this man.
Marriage
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he will not change.
A man marries a woman expecting that she will not change, and she will change.
DRESSING UP A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
Naturalness
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to sleep.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
Prole
A woman knows all about her children's dentist appointments, best friends, dreams, nightmares, fears and hopes.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
Thought for the day
Any married man should forget his mistakes: there is no reason why two people remembering the same things.
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